divorcedlondon

Yes, I’m still alive.

I don’t think I’ve ever left it this long between posts, except for my break between blogs, but that was announced beforehand. And it was a lot longer than a few weeks as well!

My only excuse for not posting anything recently is, quite frankly, because I’m having too much fun at the moment. I just haven’t had the free time.

My life is one long, non-stop party right now and I’m loving every minute of it!

Plus, getting the book ready is taking more time than I planned.

I’ve already requested several changes to the cover art and my final run-through of the manuscript is taking longer than I expected. I’m hoping we can submit the final version to the publisher this week.

It’s all eating up an amazing amount of my free time.

It’s worth it though, because at the end of this process, I’ll have my first book in print! I really can’t wait!

But the main reason I’ve been so lax lately is that I’ve been spending a lot of time with that fan I mentioned in my last post.

Yes, I met her and I’m very glad I did. She’s fantastic and a big part of the reason why I’m having such a grand time right now.

As she is a fan of the blog, I asked her if it would be OK if I wrote about her. She said that she would be disappointed if I didn’t!

She really is my kind of gal.

And this is a first, I asked her to choose her own false name for me to use when writing about her.

She chose “Annabelle”. She came up with it so quickly that it was as if she anticipated the question!

“Annabelle” is lovely; she’s incredibly sexy, attractive, smart and as horny as I am.

I don’t think I’ve ever known a woman so full of lust and ready to do anything to sate it! And I mean anything! We’ve had a wild time together already and I’m hoping that the pervy fun continues for a long time!

“Annabelle” is twenty-five and her most striking feature is her hair. She has a huge, thick, curly head of auburn hair and it’s the first thing you notice about her when you meet her. She also has a stunningly beautiful face, with delicate, feminine features and full, sensual lips.

“Annabelle’s” body is a sight to behold as well, clothed or naked. She has full, firm breasts, a slim waist and a bum that would make Jennifer Lopez jealous. She has an all-over tan, from the sunbeds at her gym and if I could post a photo of her, you would all be envious of me!

She started reading my blog a couple of months ago and finally worked up the courage to email me. She told me how hot my writing got her and though she isn’t the first woman to admit this to me, the way she did really grabbed my attention.

I phoned her a couple of weeks ago and we spoke on the telephone for hours. “Annabelle” is easy to speak to and she’s got a great sense of humour. After that rather lengthy conversation, we arranged to meet the following night.

I decided we should meet in a public place, so I chose a quiet pub not far from my flat. Since it was a weeknight, it wasn’t too busy and I was able to find “Annabelle” straight away. I found her more stunning in the flesh than in her photos, which didn’t really do her proper justice.

I introduced myself in a way that I’ve never done before. I went up to her and said, “Hello, I’m discreetlondon”.

I don’t think I’ve ever said those words out loud to another living person before. Ok, I know I haven’t.

“Annabelle” smiled and asked me to sit down, but before I did, I got another round of drinks in.

We sat in the pub for about an hour, before I suggested we return to my place to step-up the party somewhat. I didn’t have to ask twice.

Once back at my flat, I dimmed the light and flipped on the stereo to my favourite radio station, Heart FM. It really is the soundtrack to my love life!

Now with the mood set, I broke out the charlie. “Annabelle” was more than willing to share some of my favourite substance with me. I laid out several chunky lines on my glass coffee table and we each took turns having a snort.

There’s something particularly sexy about sharing your secret vices with a woman and “Annabelle” is an enthusiastic partner in crime, as you will soon discover from our second meeting.

But on that first night, after we did our first round of charlie, we shared our first passionate kiss. I don’t think I have the vocabulary to properly describe just how good it was. They haven’t invented a superlative or adjective that would truly express how it made me feel!

Now that we were both feeling good, I suggested we share my Jacuzzi and there was no argument from “Annabelle”. I went into the en-suite and started filling the tub, which takes a bit of time.

I double-dropped some Erectalis, to make sure I was ready and raring to go. I know it’s a bit expensive to take two at a time, but I find one on its own is less effective.

Then I returned to the lounge for another round of charlie and another snog.

We “made-out” like teenagers on the sofa, while waiting for the bath to fill. I could tell, with every kiss, that we made a connection on quite a deep level.

I’ll spare you the vivid and lurid details on my first sexual encounter with “Annabelle”, but as you would expect we did everything, with a special accent on me giving her the most thorough and complete full discreetlondon treatment I’ve ever delivered.

I’m surprised you didn’t hear her screams of ecstasy and delight wherever you are!

She spent the night with me and when we woke up the following morning, we did it some more! Thanks to the long lasting effects of the Erectalis, my performance the next day was just as good as the previous night.

After “Annabelle” left, all I could do was think about her. I really couldn’t wait to see her again!

As it turned out, I didn’t have to wait long. A couple of nights later, she came to visit me again, this time, with a bit of a plan.

“Annabelle” had previously revealed a fantasy of hers; she wanted to share one of my website whores with me. We agreed that this would be what we did on our second meeting.

While I have enjoyed threesomes in the past, I’d never actually shared a prossie with a woman before, so I was looking forward to the experience.

“Annabelle” wanted to be involved with the entire process, from the selection, to the booking, and the fun bits too!

Especially the fun bits!

As soon as “Annabelle” arrived, the party started. We did some coke and we had some drinks, whiskey for me and vodka for her.

Then we cracked open my PowerBook and logged onto my favourite prostitution website which is just chock full of independent whores.

“Annabelle” seemed a bit overwhelmed by the number of women available on this site. I left her to explore the choices while I prepared myself for the evening.

I changed into my charcoal grey robe and double-dropped some Erectalis as I expected I was going to more than need it for the strenuous evening ahead of me.

When I returned to the lounge, “Annabelle” was engrossed by the variety I presented her with. Eventually I helped her to narrow down her choices by adding criteria, the simplest being geographic. I set it to display women within six miles of my flat that were willing to meet a male-female couple.

That reduced the numbers down drastically and provided “Annabelle” with a more manageable selection. She then short-listed three different women and she asked me to make the final selection.

The choice was simple, as “Annabelle” had picked one particular young lady who I’ve had my eye on already. This hot whore supplied a mobile number, so I wasted no time in ringing her up.

She answered on the third ring and had a pleasant and engaging telephone manner. She said she was based near Heathrow, but was willing to travel to my place in Paddington for the evening.

I explained that there were two of us here, one male and one female and the prossie seemed to perk up a bit. She had women and couples listed on her webpage, as well as men, so providing us with pleasure was within her service options. We negotiated a price, three hundred pounds for two hours and she said she would be with us within the hour. So far, so good.

“Annabelle” asked if she could have a shower and change into “something more comfortable”. Naturally, she could.

While I waited for “Annabelle” to return and the whore to arrive, I put on a hardcore porn DVD to set the mood.

As if the mood needed any further setting!

I laid out some more coke, poured myself a double whiskey and reclined on my sofa.

The movie was pretty standard for gonzo porn; an “amateur” woman is first interviewed, then one or two guys shaft her. That’s followed by another sequence that is nearly the same, only with a different girl; everything else is pretty much the same. That goes on for ninety minutes or so and then the film ends.

It’s not like anyone watches porn for the riveting narrative. It’s wank fodder, nothing more.

“Annabelle” returned and sat down next to me on the sofa. She looked fantastic, with freshly applied make-up, a slinky black negligee and black stilettos. Wow!

I offered her some charlie, which she quickly snorted up and she asked for a vodka and orange. I was only too happy to provide.

Not long after that, our guest arrived.

One of the main reasons I had noticed this particular young lady previously on the website is simple; she is easily one of the best-looking women advertising there. Listed among her talents was glamour modelling and acting in porn and examples of her work could be seen on her listing on that website, including video clips and action stills!

I think this was probably the best looking whore I’ve ever seen in my life. “River” was hot, hot, HOT!

She was wearing tight blue jeans that hugged her perfectly peach-shaped bottom and a clingy top that only accentuated the curve of her tits. Her hair was shoulder-length and light brown, though in many of her photos her hair was blonde.

I invited her inside and introduced her to “Annabelle”; “Annabelle” then offered “River” some coke. As I stood there, watching these two stunning women take my drugs, knowing I would soon be sandwiched between them, I was overcome with the just how lucky I was!

If life gets better than this, I really will need to see proof! You can email me the photos.

I went to the kitchen and got more to drink for the three of us and returned to find the two girls chatting together on the sofa like long lost friends. I put the drinks down and joined them.

“Annabelle” was in the middle of the sofa, “River” was to the right, I sat on “Annabelle’s” left side. “Annabelle” turned towards me and asked how this worked.

I explained that it was simple; first we get the business out of the way. I then retrieved a plain white envelope from the pocket of my robe and passed it to “River”. I read a good tip that suggested placing the cash in an envelope is a discreet way to handle things.

Anything that’s discreet is perfect for me!

“River” tucked the envelope into her oversized handbag without opening it. I guessed at some point, before she left, she would go into the loo, open it and give it a quick count. I would too if I was in her position.

With the transaction completed, I thought we should celebrate, so I laid out the last of my wrap on the glass coffee table and racked up six lines this time, all thick and long. I bought some drinking straws at the supermarket, so no need to roll up a bank note!

I still use my supermarket loyalty card for chopping out the lines! Some things never change; though I no longer shop at that particular chain; they don’t have a branch anywhere near me.

We each took a turn with the straw, the charlie hitting my sinuses like rocket fuel and I was ready to blast off! I could tell “River” liked it too, as she mopped up the crumbs with the tip of her finger, and then rubbed the residue all over her gums.

Then without warning, “River” started snogging “Annabelle” deeply; grabbing her hair in her hands and pulling her head back hard. It was intense.

When they broke their embrace, “Annabelle” giggled; it was a combination of nerves and too much pleasure. I decided to give the girls a little time on their own to get to know each other and excused myself to the bedroom.

I grabbed the PowerBook and booted it up; then I got a fresh gram of charlie from my stash and had a little extra on my own. Don’t worry; I share more with my lady friends later.

Once the laptop was up and running, I went online. Believe it or not, I took ten minutes to sift through some fan emails. I’m way behind, again and if nothing else, this should show you two things; that my time truly is limited at the moment and that my fans matter to me a great deal.

That’s especially true of my fans, or else why would I be reading your emails when two hot women were in the next room waiting for the full discreetlondon treatment? I really don’t mean to neglect any of you and I’m sorry if my replies are not coming quickly enough! I’m trying!
I finished with the emails and put my PowerBook away and then I returned to the lounge. The girls were completely entwined on the sofa and kissing passionately; “River” had stripped down to her undies; a red and black basque with matching thong. Just thinking about this scene now, as I write about it, is getting me stiff and I haven’t even had any Erectalis in a few days!

I stood there, quietly, just watching these two incredibly hot women enjoying each other on my sofa. If I could have taken a photo or videotaped it, I would have.

Now, that’s a thought. I could have easily hidden a video camera somewhere in the room and recorded this without either girl realising it.

It’s not even that I would have to hide it, I’m fairly certain “Annabelle” would be up for it as she seems to be for everything. “River” said on her listing on that website that she was happy to be photographed or taped, for an additional extra charge.

I wish I thought of this before!

The session that followed was just so hot and amazing that I want to repeat it again with “Annabelle”; we did it all and then some!

“Annabelle” is super-kinky, she brought a lengthy, double-ended dildo with her, to use on “River”. And how did she use it? She double-penetrated “River” and did it so hard, that a breathless “River” asked her to easier.

It really was intense!

When we were finished, “Annabelle” and I said goodbye to “River” and then continued to snort and fuck for the rest of the night. We didn’t sleep a wink and when “Annabelle” left the following morning, we were both exhausted. I slept the entire day!

I’ve seen “Annabelle” more than a few times since then; we seem to be spending just about every other night together. I’ve yet to visit her place, she always comes to mine, but every time we are together it is just unbelievable!

I can’t believe I’ve been this lucky and all because of my writing here online! Now if only my book sells well, I really will be over the moon!

I’ve been re-reading “The secret internet diary of an unfaithful husband”; I’ve had to as part of the process of putting it out in print.

It’s odd to return to something that I haven’t practically looked at since I finished with it nearly a year ago. My, how times change.

It’s a laborious task; there are forty-two separate entries, or chapters as they will be in the book; totalling around one-hundred-thousand words! I didn’t know my vocabulary stretched that far!

Doug has already prepared the manuscript for the printers; formatted as a standard paperback. My role is to check the copy, correct my many mistakes and typos while getting one last chance to make any changes or alterations.

The idea is to publish my first blog in its entirety; like a historical record, which documents a rather eventful year or so in my life. Rereading it is especially surreal for me, since I lived every minute of it!

It’s very odd revisiting your own life as prose. I’m hoping to be finished with my simple revisions by the end of this week. That’s why this entry is so late, my normally free, blogging time, is being consumed by the book.

Doug has organised everything, though I didn’t realise how much work we would have to do on our own to get the book published.

Our release date has slid somewhat and you probably won’t be able to order the book online until at least early June and that would be direct from the publisher; it will take another month or so for it to be available from Amazon and other online retailers as well as being available for bookshops to stock it.

I’m counting on all of you, my legions of fans to order your copies as soon as it is released. Better yet, would be if you all went into your local book retailers and asked them to stock it! Let them know it’s an inside tip on this summer’s hottest read!

I’ve seen proofs of the artwork for the front and page covers and after a couple of final revisions, it should be approved. Doug’s younger brother is the graphic artist who is doing it for us, so it’s all “in the family” so to speak.

I can’t help it, I’m very excited. Thrilled really!

And here’s the weird bit, I can’t tell anyone!

Well, my mate Bob knows, but that’s about it! My real name won’t appear anywhere on the book, the author will be listed as “discreetlondon” and with the exception of Bob, Doug and now “Annabelle”, no one knows that’s my secret internet identity and touch wood, no one ever will!

The week before I met “Annabelle’, I had a session with another one of Elvis’s Bulgarian whores. It was OK, but nothing to get too excited about. This one seemed a bit disinterested but at least it was cheap.

I’m in no rush to book another one through Elvis, but every time I score some charlie from him, he gives it the hard sell. I suppose I will do it again, at some point. Perhaps “Annabelle” would like to share a Bulgarian next time?

I’ve completely abandoned the pre-orgasmic women and haven’t met any more of them since the last ones I wrote about. Aside from my lack of free time, over all they are just so physically and emotionally draining that I can’t bear to do it anymore.

A few of them have sent follow-up emails, but I’ve now given up checking that email account. It was fun at first, but like most things, it didn’t last.

I heard from my ex-wife since the last time I post, albeit indirectly. I received a letter from her solicitor who advised that the application for the “decree absolute” has been submitted to the court. That’s good news!

I’m pleased that she’s decided not to fight with me over this, I guess she was in no more a mood to drag it out than I was. That means I really will finally be divorced soon. I can’t believe its taken this long already!

I still think about her little girl, who nearly was my daughter, but I know I did the right thing. I couldn’t have pretended to be her father while knowing the truth.

I had a meeting with the head of Human Resources at my firm regarding the situation with Terry, my gay PA. I explained that his behaviour had been making me uncomfortable.
The HR guy was sympathetic and listened to the details of my plight patiently, but said without any proof or witnesses there was very little that could be done. As if that wasn’t bad enough, he said that sacking Terry could result in a discrimination lawsuit that he could probably win!

So I’m stuck with Terry until I can prove that he’s either sexually harassing me, or incompetent in the job. He’s never incompetent, so that means I need to make sure there’s a witness the next time he comes on to me. That might be impossible if its in the men’s room again!

I still don’t use the men’s on my floor actually.

I went up to Birmingham last week, but sadly I was on my own. At the last minute, “Jenny” had to cancel. I was very disappointed, to say the least.

My next little sales trip is in a fortnight and it’s a big one; we’re presenting to a potential new client in Bristol.

I’ve already asked “Jenny” to join me, but I’ll need to be careful, as the Creative Director and some of his team will also be attending.

And I’ve got one last thing to mention and that’s at Doug’s suggestion, I’ve started another BlogSpot blog! Don’t worry, I’m not giving up this one, it’s more of a supporting feature of my blogs. It’s called “discreetlondon news” and it’s purpose is to share any media news and other developments regarding the book and me.

I’m not adding a permanent link just yet, as I wanted to share it with my genuine fans first and if you have read all of this entry, you certainly qualify as a real fan!

And for those of you who can’t wait, the cover art of the book can be found, if you follow the right link to my brand new official site. It’s still “under construction” and not finished yet, but you’ll get an idea of what we’re doing with it.

With the book, my divorce finally becoming final and now having “Annabelle” around, things have never been better!

I really am having the time of my life!