divorcedlondon

I couldn’t let this weekend pass without posting something to mark a rather significant event.

It’s exactly a year ago today that I made my first ever blog entry!

On December 10th, 2004, “discreetlondon: the secret internet diary of an unfaithful husband” made its debut on the world wide web!

In that time, my first blog has seen over a million visitors, reading more than double that in individual pages! The blog you are currently reading is doing just as well, if not better, since I started it in September. Result!

I could never have imagined that writing about my life would prove so immensely popular with so many people. Considering the mainstream media hasn’t discovered me yet, these are amazing visitor numbers! I just wish I was getting paid per hit!

I attribute my (relative) success to two key reasons: my unflagging honesty plus detailed, graphic descriptions of my sexual exploits.

Let’s face it, sex sells and everyone’s buying!

A lot has changed for me in the last year, as my many regular readers and fans will already know. I started out writing about cheating on my wife, something I’m a bit of an expert on, but unexpected developments turned my blog and my life upside down!

In the last year I’ve split from my wife, gained a baby daughter, lost my old job, found a new job and moved house twice. I also spent much of last summer abroad in Cyprus, which I never could have predicted. If I had to choose one word to describe the last twelve months, it would be “eventful”.

The blog hasn’t just attracted the attention of readers and fans, but last Spring I had a very pesky tabloid reporter hot on my tail. Or should that be “a very pesky hot reporter on my tail”?

She wanted to expose my real-life identity and was even angling to get a secret photograph of me! Thankfully, I was too clever for her or my blogging life could have come to a swift and unceremonious end!

I’ve also heard from and corresponded with countless fans of my blogs. My inbox receives a steady stream of emails every week.

I’ve dispensed so much advice that I’ve even started the very popular “discreetlondon answers” section on my new blog. If you have a question for me, or a problem I can help with, please feel free to get in touch. Even if your question doesn’t make it onto the “DL answers” page of blog, I always personally respond to all the emails I receive.

I’ve also had more than a few of my lady-fans express interest in meeting me for my kind of discreet fun! Right now, I’ve got three very persistent women all emailing me regularly in the hopes of experiencing the full discreetlondon treatment for themselves! They know who they are!

I hate to disappoint any woman; especially fans of my blogs, but I after my experience with the hot tabloid reporter, I have one steadfast rule.:

I’ll not ever meet any woman who contacts me through my blogs!

As tempting as it is to meet these very hot fans, and believe me they are hot and the temptation is great, it will never, ever happen.

If it is any consolation, they might end up stumbling upon one of my online adverts seeking NSA fun. So if you correspond with someone around my age (nearly 39 gasp!) from Paddington, it might be your extra-lucky day! I’ve even got a few adverts running right now…if you know where to look!

Having a secret internet identity means precious few people actually know that I’m discreetlondon. To be precise, only two souls on the entire planet know that I’m DL and I owe them both my gratitude.

To my best mate, Bob, thank you! We’ve been mates since we were teenagers and you’ve always been there for me! In this last year, you’ve been both a lifesaver and a godsend! I don’t know what I would have done without you being around to help me pick up the pieces, especially when things went sour with my wife! And when I revealed my first blog to you, your shocked reaction was priceless. I’m grateful for your continued support in every aspect of my life! Cheers mate!

The other person who knows I’m DL is Doug, my only contact in the media. I give Doug a hard time, especially here in the blog, but that’s only because I want to my big media payday as soon as possible! Doug’s not the twat I make him out to be, even if he can’t relax! Since he first read my blogs, he’s been a true believer that my story could be adapted into something more, be it a book, a tv series or even a feature film! I’m grateful for his support and encouragement as well!

But there’s one last thank you that’s bigger and more important than the previous two and that’s for you!

Yes, YOU, my loyal and dedicated fans, thank you so much! Without your interest, support and love, my blogs would mean nothing. If I could thank each and every one of you personally, I would! Especially my female fans, who’s interest in what I do continues to astound me!

So thank you all very, very much! This blog exists for each and every one of you!

May you continue to enjoy what I write and may I continue living my discreet lifestyle for your enjoyment and my own pleasure for many years to come!

All the best,
discreetlondon
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(Saturday 10 December 2005)